Sexual fetishes
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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You fucking spastic
I bet you a bazillion pounds you've never touched a girl.
( , Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:24, 1 reply)
I bet you a bazillion pounds you've never touched a girl.
( , Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:24, 1 reply)
Spastic?
Actually at this time I had only been shagged/raped by the mother of one of my friends - I had never taken a lead with a bird before...
Things did change though... :-)
( , Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:28, closed)
Actually at this time I had only been shagged/raped by the mother of one of my friends - I had never taken a lead with a bird before...
Things did change though... :-)
( , Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:28, closed)
Bliss
Well, after that shag (with my mate's mum) I was left like a little arse ugly mongrel, looking for a shag with any willing lass, but there weren't many for the taking... until this lass came along and bewitched me - came out that seeing that I was the only bloody foreigner around, she saw me as a feather for her cap (not that I feel or look like a trophy or anything)...
( , Wed 28 Oct 2009, 18:22, closed)
Well, after that shag (with my mate's mum) I was left like a little arse ugly mongrel, looking for a shag with any willing lass, but there weren't many for the taking... until this lass came along and bewitched me - came out that seeing that I was the only bloody foreigner around, she saw me as a feather for her cap (not that I feel or look like a trophy or anything)...
( , Wed 28 Oct 2009, 18:22, closed)
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