Shawshank Redemption
What a pile of crap. Just to save you watching it:

Banker goes to prison. Wails "I'm innocent!!". Someone call the waaaambulance, there's no smoke without fire.

Gets bummed, doesn't put up much of a fight. Clearly secretly enjoys it.

Meets wise old cliche off Robin Hood, teaches some other nonces their GSCEs, escapes through a hole, goes to Mexico, the end.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:53, 4 replies)

not even
an explosion or a car chase?

What a waste of time.
(Pat_Gash, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:11, closed)

nice summary
Film is ok - could have done with more bumming.
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:26, closed)

I HOPE YOU GET SYPHILIS
AND YOUR ARM FALLS OFF
(abignumber, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 21:30, closed)

It's official
you have no soul :)
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:18, closed)