To lighten it up for the grumpy old men
So Steven Spielberg has plans for a new actiondocodrama. But this one is a bit out of left field and he wants to make it about famous composers. So he has called together Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Steven Seagal and Arnold Schwarzenegger and he is talking to them about the various roles for the new flick.

Spielberg is looking to make this film his best ever and he really needs these actors onside so he lets them see the script and then says they can pick which famous composer they want to play.

Stallone, like a bull at a gate, mumbles “I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."

Willis, with the lemonsucking face of a veteran, says "Chopin is my all time favourite and I love the piano so I'll be him."

Seagal, wooden and boring, says "Given my martial arts have a certain affinity with the fluidity of the waltz, I’ll be Strauss."

Spielberg is very happy about all this. Three great movie names on board. But he really wants the fourth. So he turns to Schwarzenegger and he asks, "Who do you want to be Arnold?"

Arnold growled, "I'll be Bach."
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:16, 6 replies)

Tee hee hee!
I clicked, even though I know I shouldn't have.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:21, closed)

'Click'
Be ashamed!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:22, closed)

Bashful *click*
Best pun I've seen so far.

Ladies and gentlemen, the gauntlet has been thrown down.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:23, closed)

Ah, the old ones are the best...
*click*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:25, closed)

Oooh!
I sent that joke into Empire years ago and it got published.

Me likey.

*click*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 11:57, closed)

Top hole
m'boy, what japery!

*click*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 14:49, closed)