
Enzyme says: Tell us your tales of grot, grime, dirt, detritus and mess
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
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(My brother used to eat mushy pea and fried egg toasties. Beat that.)
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:52, closed)

well, maybe not technically, but it was either that or explain the dead pigeon on my roof.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:57, closed)

was fond of sliced apple and ketchup, microwaved.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:02, closed)

mayo is the jism of the devil, cheese is his smegma
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:39, closed)

marmite is the jism of the devil, mayo is MY smegma
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:50, closed)

When I tell some people this, they look at me like I've just shat in the mouth of their first born child.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:37, closed)

sounds wrong but is oh, so right. Satisifies every tastebud element in one fell swoop.
don't knock it til you've tried it
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:23, closed)

Just one of them strange forrin types
They're not like us, you know
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:22, closed)

used to have jam on toast, with spaghetti on top. My daughter had chocolate spread and ham sandwiches.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:57, closed)

You'd be surprised but that actually works as a combination.
And I've eaten jam and cheese sandwiches all my life, I thought that was a well known combination. Don't tell me no one else eats peanut butter and banana sandwiches?
( , Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:52, closed)
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