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Enzyme says: Tell us your tales of grot, grime, dirt, detritus and mess

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
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i like cheese and jam sandwiches.
that is all.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:33, 24 replies)
MONSTER.
(My brother used to eat mushy pea and fried egg toasties. Beat that.)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:52, closed)
Not a patch on ketchup toasties.

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:54, closed)
it's as grimey as i could think
well, maybe not technically, but it was either that or explain the dead pigeon on my roof.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:57, closed)
Sardine toasties
were my snack of choice, as a student.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:43, closed)
A girl I once knew
was fond of sliced apple and ketchup, microwaved.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:02, closed)
Chilli jam?
Now you're talking!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:08, closed)
Nice.

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:07, closed)
sicko

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:06, closed)
Cheese
and peanut butter...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:27, closed)
Strong sharp cheese and honey
I could understand.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:30, closed)
cheese
is the jism of the devil
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:32, closed)
I'm afraid you're wrong there
mayo is the jism of the devil, cheese is his smegma
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:39, closed)
I'm afraid you're wrong there
marmite is the jism of the devil, mayo is MY smegma
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:50, closed)
I like cheese and marmite sandwiches
When I tell some people this, they look at me like I've just shat in the mouth of their first born child.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:37, closed)
Cheese and marmite on toast is the best food ever.

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:39, closed)
i got made some cheese and marmite scones
they were nice.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:28, closed)
Jam and marmite on toast...together.

sounds wrong but is oh, so right. Satisifies every tastebud element in one fell swoop.

don't knock it til you've tried it
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:23, closed)
also i quite like
raw sprouts.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:28, closed)
My missus likes tuna and banana pizza

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:38, closed)
is she, ya know...
up on bricks as they say...?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:39, closed)
Haha, no

Just one of them strange forrin types

They're not like us, you know
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:22, closed)
I remember that ad
I think it was for Yellow Pages.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:27, closed)
My brother
used to have jam on toast, with spaghetti on top. My daughter had chocolate spread and ham sandwiches.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:57, closed)
Peanut butter and boiled egg sandwiches
You'd be surprised but that actually works as a combination.

And I've eaten jam and cheese sandwiches all my life, I thought that was a well known combination. Don't tell me no one else eats peanut butter and banana sandwiches?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:52, closed)

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