When I was a wee lad I had two older friends who were girlfriend and boyfriend
I told them that I didn't believe they really had sex with each other. One day they asked me to make a cup of tea. When I bought the tea back they were fucking in the living room. I was still super naive and said I don't believe you're really having sex, he turned her around to show me quite clearly that not only was he penetrating her but she was also on her period. Remains one of the most uncomfortable moments of my life.
( Peej, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:32, 20 replies)

dear god.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:38, closed)

see?

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:49, closed)

I want this to be lies,
but it sounds like the sort of thing that probably happened for real.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:46, closed)

I wish it were lies
I think I tried to phone childline about it but as I tried to phone them a lot when I was a kid because my dad was abusive and never once managed to get through I can't recall exactly. I can still recite Esther Rantzen saying "All of out operators are busy talking to children right now but please do keep trying to call us"
( Peej, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:34, closed)

Your childhood sounds ace.
Hope your dad got what was coming to him.

Actually, having read further down, you didn't do him in, did you?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:58, closed)

Nah, suicide when finally mum left him and then he lost everything else.

( Peej, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:16, closed)

good god
This is still a funny site isn't it?

isn't it

:'(
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:21, closed)

The trick is to still laugh regardless of what you're being told.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:28, closed)

Hahahaha!

( Peej, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:34, closed)

Sort of a happy ending, then.
:-S
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:43, closed)

Believe or not yeh I guess it was
My mum is certainly a much happier woman
( Peej, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:47, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:58, closed)

knowing where you live
I fully believe that this happened
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:04, closed)

I live there too
And I can assure you this isn't a common occurence. Although I'd like a name and shame. I might know them. It's always good to have something in your back pocket on people!
( user_names_suck, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:58, closed)

err, crikey
That's one of those 'stapled to your retinas for the rest of time' type-images, that is.

Have a click for unsettling the fuck out of me.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:17, closed)

Well, I guess that this has won already.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:29, closed)

I don't see what makes this so unbelievable
Click for horridness.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:51, closed)

I don't think anyone said it wasn't true
Just that they wish it wasn't
( Peej, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:17, closed)

*Bloik*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:54, closed)

*fwaps*
...what?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:22, closed)