Kay's catalogue...
... ladies' underwear section.

Surely this is everyone's?

Oh, and if it is and you ever strayed into the teenage girl's underwear section, the brunette with the remarkably big boobs for her age is now my wife. She has remarkable big boobs for any age, these days.
(ScousersPet, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:49, 23 replies)

You managed to track her down then?
It was the Index Extra for me.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:53, closed)

Are you saying that you found an underage girl in a catalogue and groomed her into becoming your wife?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:54, closed)

i think that's almost certainly what he's saying.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:57, closed)

Of course not
I'm saying that I found the underage girl who lived one street over and groomed her to be my wife. And she used to be a model, mostly as a child (she started off being the girl on Fuzzyfelt adverts and Plasticine boxes).
(ScousersPet, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:02, closed)

Would you by chance happen to the owner of a Honda Accord?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:03, closed)

Never owned a Honda
And she's never been a super model, more of a "shop's own brand" model...
(ScousersPet, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:58, closed)

does she have poseable arms

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:00, closed)

yup
and realistic hair. Well as realistic as your average tan-tastic scouse bird...
(ScousersPet, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:09, closed)

Is it because she's really fat,
or becuase she only exists in your head?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:11, closed)

I wouldn't say...
... REALLY fat.
(ScousersPet, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:01, closed)

Not in front of her, anyway?

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:52, closed)

No, he waits his turn.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:31, closed)

As dodgy as the story sounds
I actually believe this one, and don't think it is actually as dodgy as the way you have told it implies.

Or maybe I'm just in a good mood and it's horseshit, but i think not.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:14, closed)

Agreed
and in fact (unless you're unspeakably sad) you don't look in the underwear section of the cataloge for jollies unless you are young yourself.

So he cannot be accused of paof2ism
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:25, closed)

If we all work really hard we can have the term paof2ism included in the OED, we just need a definition.

I look forward to it being used on the front of The Sun - "Gary Glitter was arrested yesterday for paof2ing in a public area"
(jono_h, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:22, closed)

This years catalogue?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:26, closed)

Is Kays still going?

(ScousersPet, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:02, closed)

Yup
but its all on the internets now.

www.kandco.com
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:46, closed)

Brings back memories
Only my mum's catalogue was from Grattan. When the new one came through the door, I was always very keen to flick through it. At first, I'd skip to the toy section straight away, but somewhere along the line the lingerie section become more satisfying.

It took me until my late teens to realise that the French-sounding word I'd heard bandied about and the girlie knicker section of the catalog were in any way related. Only ever having seen it written, I thought the word I'd seen written was pronounced to rhyme with "finger me". The word that sounded like "lanj-er-ay" must be something different, shurely?
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:57, closed)

As I recall,
Grattan got very slack about airbrushing out the nipples. Happy days...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:30, closed)

Not just the nipples, but also the shadowy patches behind the lacy knicker panels, too.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:32, closed)

Yes, indeed.
This weeks qotw is in danger of sending me off into a wank-reverie, from which I might never return.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:54, closed)

Christ they must be around her ankles now.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:27, closed)