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Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV

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When I was about 7 and my older neighbour showed me this...

(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:17, 11 replies)
5318008

(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:43, closed)

55378008
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:50, closed)
That's 4517734

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:23, closed)

What if we had two calculators and we put them next to each other?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:21, closed)
7705519

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GISSOLL?
(Chiliconcarne's Waiting What place is this, Histor?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 8:38, closed)
It's too early
I was mixing up fake phone numbers with calculator words.

It spells PISS OFF if you write your sevens with that little line through them, the way I do.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 8:50, closed)
I can still remember this one more clearly than most of my maths lessons:
There was a girl who was 13 and had a size 84 chest but wanted a size 45 chest. So she went to the doctor who said 0 just take these pills 2 times a day (13844502) but instead took them *4 a day and ended up:

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(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 10:19, closed)
i just did this on my works calcutron
dunno what 84 chest is though in new money?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:44, closed)
I get it
ha ha ha ha. It's the square root of 240.8485! ha ha ha. Priceless!
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:37, closed)
No it isn't.
It's the square, not the root.
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