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Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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The first really rude thing,
Was when one on my mates showed me a porno film he got from some shady relative. We must have been 13 or 14 and before this the only porn I had seen was dog eared copies of Fiesta or Mayfair. This was real life people actually doing it for real! I had no idea what this film was about but I recently found out it was called 8 to 4, a parody of a well known Dolly Parton movie. My mate did me a copy as he was a smart bloke and had two videos to copy films.

The scene I remember most is where a guy goes for an interview and the hot, bitchy female boss tells him "I want you to fuck me like this job depends on it". Brilliant script! To this day I still think of it when I have an interview and it calms the nerves!

I have tried to find a copy somewhere to relive those teenage days, but its all shaved minge and fake boobies these days. Porn ain't like it used to be....
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:56, 11 replies)

Your googlefu needs work grasshopper
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:42, closed)

Seriously.

It's like "8 to 4" porn is beyond the ken of mortal man.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:02, closed)
When you see it written down like that
it's not something I'd want in my search history...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:56, closed)

You make a good point.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 20:08, closed)
Thats what pron mode
AKA InPrivate browsing is for
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:31, closed)
Was it a send up of
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:01, closed)
The thing with Rob Newman & David Baddiel?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:41, closed)
That's you,
that is.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:36, closed)
You insensitive bastard
my girlfriend has a shaved minge and fake boobies...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Sun 14 Aug 2011, 10:53, closed)

Your girlfriend is Barbie. QED.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:50, closed)
Pics or it didn't happen
;D
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:58, closed)

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