I still to this day don't quite understand why, when looking at a picture of a lady in a skirt, how
if I tilt the page end-on, I can't see up her skirt.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:24, 9 replies)

I had a similar issue
when I couldn't touch Natalie Portman's arse in Thor 3D
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:31, closed)

If they ever to invent a real-life version of the Star Trek Holodeck,
I'll feel very sorry for whoever is charged with cleaning it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:34, closed)

Holodecks definitely clean themselves
also, hololadies are programmed to swallow.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:32, closed)

This is, of course, a disgusting slur on my character
as if I'd ever sink so low or be so desperate as to do anything as unpleasant as that.

I'd never see a film in 3D.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:39, closed)

You should try it
things in the foreground go all blurry if they move, and things in the background seem oddly detached from the rest of the image. This is, of course, what action movies have needed for a long time. Plus, for a mere £3 extra for a pair of plastic glasses, you get a free headache.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:30, closed)

Because she knows it's you Vag
For me she always hitches it up a bit and she's always going commando.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:29, closed)

Carry on ...
*unzips*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:32, closed)

I had this with TV too.
When I spent too much time on Second Life.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:57, closed)

IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moron, you gotta do it fast, so it'll fly out.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 1:47, closed)