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Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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Swimming Pool Flash
Went to the wave pool at White City, very cool girl with plunging neckline one piece had this washed away. The image was fantastic probably the second rude thing but the first not a photo.
(CarlosNotlaw Is doing the opposite of you at, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 5:14, 14 replies)
Sprecken sie Deutsch?

(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:00, closed)

waht?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:46, closed)
First sentence: severe punctuation withdrawal, but made sense.
Second sentence: appears to be written in Martian.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:46, closed)
makes sense to me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:49, closed)

martian
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:40, closed)
I couldn't help but read it in a "Yoda" voice

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:00, closed)
Read it in a Yoda voice you cannot help, hmm?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:38, closed)
So few changes would make such a great difference...
A comma here, a tiny difference in word order there.

Truly, grammar is a fragile thing...
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:57, closed)
Truly - grammar is; a fragile thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:28, closed)
Is that you, William Shatner?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:12, closed)
If, everyone had perfect grammar
B3ta would, be boring. No one, should use commas, appropriately...
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:15, closed)
I don't see how this is remotely true.
Unless you think pedantry is the only interesting kind of mockery on here.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:22, closed)
I'm glad I'm not the only person
Who doesn't have any idea what you've just said
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:20, closed)
So your story is
your English master didn't beat you enough?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:44, closed)

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