manofscience's post reminds me.
My mrs told me that a naive teenage viewing of animal farm with her (mostly male) friends was her shocking introduction to porn. Being lovely and a girl, she harboured no further curiosity for grumble flicks.

As a young engaged couple - and probably not long after I found that out - I procured a couple of tapes to view together. We duly settled down with open minds to see some fresh erotica (which would hopefully make her dirty as a sewer rat).

As the first tape flickered on to the screen, a bubble permed woman bent over a bench while a man smacked her arse with a riding crop. After a few seconds though, he progressed to whipping her full force to produce immediate purple welts across her buttocks. Though I was well aquainted with grot, we were both somewhat shocked.

Next scene was basically a bloke hiding his knob by wrapping it in his ballsack. THEN SEWING IT SHUT.

The third was two couples and two nooses over a rafter. FUCK! I thought, was this actually a real snuff tape? Not quite, the ligatures went around the womens TITS and the blokes took the slack and hoisted them about a foot into the air. The four deformed breasts went that awful purple of oxygen starved skin with the nipples black as coal.

That was pretty much the end for mrs cloud and porn. I do wonder how it would have turned out if i'd played the other tape first (which turned out to be lovely normal 'barbie and hunk' american stuff.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:05, 3 replies)

Ye Gods
I think that'd just about put anyone off.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:33, closed)

when i came to uni in london
one of the theatres was showing "animal farm". my new flatmate ginger emma stared at it in horror. "that's fucking disgusting" she said.

it took me a while to convince her that it was a classic novel quite some time before the title was stolen for smut.

it took her much longer to live it down.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:25, closed)

Surely after a minute of the first scene you had a feeling that this was not going the way you had hoped! That must have been the point to say "Hummm.. not enjoying this one much, shall we try the other?" or just call it a day and go to Blockbusters.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:17, closed)