First World ProblemsOnemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?
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I saw a documentary on an ice hotel the other day.One of the bar tops fell off because it wasn't cold enough to stick it to the rest.
Was a frost weld problem.
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I made the mistake of friending some girls I met in a bar on facebook.It's a tarts palled problem.
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I'd love to visit the South of Germany and see the lovely natural areas, but I can't afford it.It's my Schwartzwald problem.
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I tried to insert my fist in one of the orifices of a large swathe of Essex, but couldn't. I had a fist Weald problem.
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I have no idea where one would buy hotdog flavoured water.Its's a Durst world problem.
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It's not clear if the ball crossed the line or not.Geoff Hurst World problem.
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Tried to get my kid into kindergarten but there's an age limit.It's the four's too old problem.
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It's sad when the bad puns are the best part of a QOTWI couldn't get my flag to unroll. I was really shouting and swearing at it.
It was a cursed, furled problem
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Apparently in the current financial climate, people aren't spending millions on artworkIt's a Hurst world problem.
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Building old bridges was tough.They had to use mainly rivets though so there were no Firth Forth weld problems.
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I knew a guy who wrote a program which came out with strange quotes.He did so in a programing language popular in the '80s.
It was a Forth, weird program.
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I worked as a designer for electrical gear.We were always having to design moulds to fit around odd connectors.
The one for the Apple connector was the fourth weird plug length.
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i was trying to consume a beverage in a centrifugethe liquid keeps being whisked away from my face by centrifugal forces beyond my control.
it's a thirst whirled problem.
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my cat keeps coming home with dreadlocksi think it's the way my neighbour strokes him in a circular rolling motion.
it's a fur's twirled problem.
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I knew a guy who owned the pub which had electricity before any other.We called him first wired pub Len.
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I don't care who you sold your soul too. Don't rub that thing on my leg.Faust wield probe limb.
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I tried to stick my car together by punching it.Was OK for a while then the panels fell off.
Was a fist weld problem.
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I leave my baby llama to my sister. Goodbye cruel aaaaaargh.Fast willed Peru lamb
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This Top Gear on Dave is a repeat of a repeat.How bloody dare they?!
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My bag of 40 fish fingers (£2 at Iceland)had 41 fish fingers in it. I'm outraged. How very dare they lie on the packaging?
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I got lost on Endor and had to have the help of some furry twats.Was a forest world problem.
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What an unsatisfactory investigation into counterfeit cloth!Faux twill probe lame
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Eve succumbed to temptation and ate the fruitThat was the world's first problem.
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I couldn't get to my neighbours trees to cut them down.Was a firs walled problem.
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I once knew a welsh nurse with alocpeciawhen people would ask "who's that?" I'd nautrually answer
that's the nurse, bald Ogwen
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It's your fault I couldn't take communion, said the angry prostituteHost wild pro blame
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I was walking but hadn't worn my boots in before I got to a hill.It was a first wold problem.
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