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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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Parents who bemoan their lack of freedom/sleep/money after having kids.
Well you shouldn't have fcuking well had the things then should you? It's hardly a surprise what was going to happen.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:26, 20 replies)
Yeah, you're right
but until you do it, you don't actually realise just how fucking horrific it is . . .
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:28, closed)
Then, er ... don't do it.
It's hardly rocket surgery.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:29, closed)
Too bloody
late now, isn't it?

I'll post some pics of them later. They're really cute, you know, and super smart. My youngest, who is 2, helped build the Large Hadron Collider.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:36, closed)
But I bet it still can't wipe its arse.

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:40, closed)
I'm 46 and
I still struggle with that one.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:42, closed)
Why are you wiping UFM's child's arse?
and what, precisely, are you wiping off?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:48, closed)
I am UFM.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:52, closed)
I'm UFM!

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:53, closed)
So is my wife
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:11, closed)
UFM's offspring will be wiping his arse in 20 years time.

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:55, closed)
Quite right
even if I'm fit and healthy.

It's a term of my will.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:18, closed)
All my friends who have kids update their Facebook statuses with the horrific details.
Social Networking could be the death of the human race.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:29, closed)
They're not real parents until they use a pic of their kid as an avatar.

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:31, closed)
I use the picture of other people's kids as mine
Including Maddie.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:34, closed)
I totally agree.
These child people always reply with :-
'Well you haven't got kids have you?' to me saying things like 'I had a curry last night.' or 'Fuck me I got shit-faced on Friday' or 'I bought myself a pointless expensive gadget.'
You spawned them don't fucking moan about it, it's BORING.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:40, closed)
And they go on about missing adult conversation
then spend 3 hours talking about their kids' bowel movements.

Disclaimer: I am a parent.
Disclaimer disclaimer: Gawd help the human race
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:50, closed)
As it happens, I do understand, and that's one of the reasons I don't have kids, fuckety-bye.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:06, closed)
Is the other reason
that no one will sleep with you?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:58, closed)
Yeah, I'm a walking conctraceptive.

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:17, closed)
Surprised the heck out of Best Beloved and I.
We'd given up even asking the docs why nowt was happening.

Then it did.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:27, closed)

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