Advertising creates problems that I didn't know existed.
For example, I only found out today that I am not a 'real man'. I always assumed I was, I mean, I shave, I have testicles and a penis and I don't know how to have a conversation about periods without giggling, but apparently that's not enough. Oh no. Not according to the poster I just saw on The Underground boldly informing me that 'Real Men Get Raped'.


Ho hum.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:56, 12 replies)

And REAL WOMEN™ as well.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:58, closed)

lolololol at both

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:02, closed)

You soo zany Vagabond.
lololoolllllolllollolol
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:04, closed)

Ok I'll help you out, scarpo
Watch out for me on your way home tonight.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:11, closed)

It's not rape
if he's forewarned.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:35, closed)

I thought that was the Spanish Inquisition.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:44, closed)

I shall endeavour to retain some element of surprise then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:18, closed)

It's not rape
it's just unexpected sex.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:18, closed)

If we'd had this a couple of weeks earlier,
we could have sparked some outrage in the national press.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:55, closed)

All sex is unexpected after 7 years with the missus.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:08, closed)

Not for the rest of us...
Say hello to her for me and ask her if Monday is good?


In other news, I concur with your assertion. I was always led to believe marriage was like an invitation to a shagfest, it was a lie!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:08, closed)

Nope
There's a food that puts 90% of women off sex for good called wedding cake. Luckily Scarpes missis isn't one of them. Ask her to book me in for Tuesday at 10 please
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:50, closed)