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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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Advertising creates problems that I didn't know existed.
For example, I only found out today that I am not a 'real man'. I always assumed I was, I mean, I shave, I have testicles and a penis and I don't know how to have a conversation about periods without giggling, but apparently that's not enough. Oh no. Not according to the poster I just saw on The Underground boldly informing me that 'Real Men Get Raped'.

Ho hum.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:56, 12 replies)
And REAL WOMEN™ as well.

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:58, closed)
lolololol at both

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:02, closed)
You soo zany Vagabond.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:04, closed)
Ok I'll help you out, scarpo
Watch out for me on your way home tonight.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:11, closed)
It's not rape
if he's forewarned.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:35, closed)
I thought that was the Spanish Inquisition.

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:44, closed)
I shall endeavour to retain some element of surprise then.

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:18, closed)
It's not rape
it's just unexpected sex.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:18, closed)
If we'd had this a couple of weeks earlier,
we could have sparked some outrage in the national press.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:55, closed)
All sex is unexpected after 7 years with the missus.

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:08, closed)
Not for the rest of us...
Say hello to her for me and ask her if Monday is good?

In other news, I concur with your assertion. I was always led to believe marriage was like an invitation to a shagfest, it was a lie!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:08, closed)
There's a food that puts 90% of women off sex for good called wedding cake. Luckily Scarpes missis isn't one of them. Ask her to book me in for Tuesday at 10 please
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:50, closed)

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