Childbirth
FFS women get over it, it doesn't hurt that much.

Plenty of women in the global south have babies without finding it necessary to take massive drugs and then bleat about the pain for the next 20 years when they couldn't even feel the worst of it because they were ripped to the tits on gas and air.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:41, 9 replies)

I hear it's comparable
to stubbing your toe but it can't be that bad, that fucking hurts
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:55, closed)

Stubbing your toe
the size of a watermelon thru your quoit.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:57, closed)

Come back when you've had the equivalent to a c-section
without any anaesthetic.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:00, closed)

Yeah you pussy's.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:07, closed)

Ever tried gas and air?
I have - it's useless, like the buzz from a shandy made by my dad. And TENS? feels like an itch. How they're supposed to help with having your guts ripped open like John Hurt on the Nostromo, I have no idea.

So any woman who goes through childbirth while still being even remotely conscious is a fucking hero. Or an idiot, I'm not sure which.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:20, closed)

you need to take it right
Gas and air doesn't work if your not inhaling it all the way down and holding it.

Pretty similar to bonging.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:49, closed)

So similar to bonging
that midwives bring the stuff to parties.

Makes Miranda Hart's mob and their sweet sherry look a bit tame.
(richardm, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:57, closed)

'Childbirth Without Fear' by Grantly Dick-Read.
The Mrs swears by it and went through two births with no painkillers and no pain.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:57, closed)

Too easy!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:14, closed)