Instead of self pity, how about pitiful selves? Internet trolls for example... it always brings a smile to my face to picture recidivist trolls in their twilight years reflecting on the sound time-investment they made by hanging about b3ta and similar places, day after day, week after week, year after year, pointing out the shortcomings of everyone else, perceived or otherwise. You've changed lives kids, really. Good work. First world problems of the highest order. Jog on.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 8:50, 23 replies)

Amen brother
*click*
(McChinaman banned, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 8:54, closed)

You were saving that 1 up weren't you?
Yet you're here posting that ^ so it's not like you're immune is it?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:05, closed)

It was a little bit of
ironing.
As 2can has proven for me (maybe not just in this post tho).
Peace now?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:16, closed)

Oh man, what have I done now?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:04, closed)

Trolling the trolls
I saw this at the top of the "latest" page. I kind of hoped it was Friday and this had won.
( jagwap, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 9:13, closed)

I hope you feel this is a sound time-investment pointing out the shortcomings of internet trolls.
INTERNET TROLLS ARE PEOPLE TOO YOU KNOW.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:37, closed)

Cheers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:23, closed)

ironylolz

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:26, closed)

I am personally hoping for the Inquisitor to come along.
"Justify yourself".

About 90% of the western world would shit it's pants in fear simultaeneously.
( PMGT -Bacon., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 14:56, closed)

I like that you've taken this opportunity to get really rather upset about other people on the internet posting things that nobody is making you read,
yet b3ta.com/links/758352
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:02, closed)

upset? haha.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 18:31, closed)

Oooh, an early play of the Legless Gambit here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:03, closed)

er, no, just not upset, funnily enough
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:08, closed)

Impressive display of indifference, MASTERFUL play here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 6:56, closed)

*golf clap*

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:56, closed)

The only reason
he's not on ignore is cause it's like rubber-necking as you drive past a train wreck.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:00, closed)

And another one here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 6:56, closed)

Oh.
AB. You so funny.
The only reason you're not on my ignore is that I want to steal you away from WW.
You sexy bitch ,you.
BTW: I'd call this the "ringofyre/Powindah" defense if I were you you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:15, closed)

Is that the one where someone posts something utterly incomprehensible and then claims a victory because no-one can understand it?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:02, closed)

You drive past train wrecks?
If you come across a crashed train, with injured people hanging out of the windows, dying on the tracks and crying out in pain, your reaction is just to carry on driving but making sure that you have a really good look as you go past?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:19, closed)

And have a wank at the same time.
MMMMM crash victims.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:25, closed)

Ohh.
The tragedy.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:47, closed)

That's a yes then.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:52, closed)