People who ignore chips in their windscreen and then one day - crack!
Then they complain about having to pay the excess to have their windscreen replaced.
If they'd repaired the chip it's usually covered by their insurance and it can be repaired at their work.

Gavin, 23, technician for Autoglass.

Autoglass repair, autoglass replace.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 7:54, 16 replies)

I prefer the Viz version of that jingle.
Autoglass repair, autoglass replace.
Jism in your hair, jism on your face.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:01, closed)

Jism in my hair and face is always nice but I don't see how that's going to fix my windscreen.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:48, closed)

Cumglue.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:57, closed)

I hate it
when Gavin from Autoglass covers my windscreen in his sticky resin.
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:15, closed)

I wanted to write that!
!
(kilt101, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:59, closed)

those adverts are a load of crap
i have 3 chips that have been there for two years, i rang them when i first noticed them and they told me that they were too small to be bothered with

if every chip will crack one day then why wont they fix my windscreen?
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:06, closed)

They obviously didn't like you.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:46, closed)

Suck my assfat gavin. I have had a crack in my windscreen for three years.
(tyrellsOwl, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:10, closed)

I've informed the Autoglass police.
They should be arriving shortly to 'process' you.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:46, closed)

the seagulls ate mine
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:13, closed)

Did you have to pay an expensive excess to have it replaced?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:47, closed)

teeheehee, geez ur gull-ible
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:00, closed)

I soldered
mine onto a piece of PCB.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:14, closed)

You should check all of your computer chips to make sure they do not have chips.
One of my customers ignored a chip on his chip and one day crack.
His computer exploded and killed him.
By having the chipped chip repaired before it cracked it would have saved him an expensive death.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:56, closed)

Pfft, Gavin, didn't see you sort Whitney's crack problem!
coat, gone
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:03, closed)

I had three windscreens which got chipped
and each time Autoglass went "Nope, can't repair it, we'll have to replace"

I'm not convinced Autoglass actually repair anything.

I have a chip in the current windscreen. Since I'm clearly going to have to pay for a new one at some point, I may as well wait for it to crack. It's been 2 years now.
( le brian, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:55, closed)