overheard at the airport
kid 1: 'no, mum, we can't sit here, we've got to sit over there, these seats are for burger king'
mum: 'WE ARE SITTING HERE! YOU HEAR ME?!?!!11!!?'

kid 2: 'But what if they ask us to move?'

mum: (spittle flying, red in the face) WE ARE SITTING HERE BECAUSE *pause for breath, volume increase of about 40%, face set to 'withering glare* THERE ARE NO CLEAN TABLES TO EAT AT OVER THERE!'

kid 1: 'but it's only a couple of empty cups'

mum: (now upright and shaking with rage) 'I REFUSE TO SIT IN FILTH!! I DON't SEE WHY *I* SHOULD GET SOME FILTHY DISEASE BEACUSE *THESE PEOPLE* CAN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES! IT's OUTRAGEOUS!! i'm going to write a letter of complaint!!(finger jabbing on table) YOU SEE IF I DON'T!! *glowers at oblivious burger staff*

the kid was not exaggerating. literally, two empty cups on an otherwise clean bench.. Amazing. walk five mins from the airport, there's peasant women that look like sunburnt potatoes with limbs, struggling along the roadside with a bunch of sticks on their back as big as they are, and you're apoplectic with rage over an empty drinks cup?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:03, 23 replies)

probaly from the south east
(alithebastard, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:08, closed)

"probaly from the south east"
*Probably

*South

*East

You did 'from' and 'the' OK though, well done.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:12, closed)

lacist
(alithebastard, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:17, closed)

i can only speak from experience
but i've become an even massive-er cunt since moving to brighton
he might have a point.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:18, closed)

*I
*I've

*Brighton


Do they just not bother to teach capital letters up North?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:19, closed)

CAPITALS
HAPPY NOW?
(alithebastard, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:23, closed)

Fucking Northerners, always shouting the odds.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:25, closed)

*massiver

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:36, closed)

Well, yeah, that one just...yeah...I know.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:24, closed)

actually
one is from daaaahn saaaahf.
ALL you fuckers are northern where i'm from.
except people from land's end
southern pansies.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:34, closed)

I'm from Jersey
You fucking Northerner.
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:30, closed)

FECK OFF CUPS!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:09, closed)

Hahahahahahaha!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:22, closed)

It wasn't the two cups that bothered her, it was what the girls had done with them

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:17, closed)

Four girls?

(teebie jeebie, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:05, closed)

To be fair
You can't be too careful with bugs.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:22, closed)

Heathrow?
Or Gatwick?
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:48, closed)

Having lived near Crawley for a while, I am betting on Gatwick.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:25, closed)

antalya actually
but headed for gatwick, natch
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:21, closed)

Are you sure, because this:
"walk five mins from the airport, there's peasant women that look like sunburnt potatoes with limbs, struggling along the roadside "

sounds a lot like Gatwick...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:31, closed)

a fair point
well made
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:33, closed)

Parents being brats?
I blame the kid for poor, er, childing?
( Greenbat, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:44, closed)

When
your child is a more reasonable and considerate human being than you are it's perhaps time to step back and reexamine your life.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:47, closed)