Buy yourself a giant hamster ball so noone can touch you.
Once you're inside it get someone to seal it airtight so the germs can't get in.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:55, 2 replies)

Can't get in?
The human body is a seething mass of bacteria, literally 10s of millions every square cm, and don't get me started on the mucous membranes.

Basically we're all waking petri-dishes stuffed full of billions of bacteria biding their time til the day they can finally consume us completely.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:00, closed)

pssst
It's really so the air can't get in.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:02, closed)

Sounds like it has a leak.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 8:45, closed)

Bwahahahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:34, closed)

I love how many people assume this a germ phobia
It really isn't. I'm not so worried about getting ill or catching things. I just hate people I don't know touching me.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:21, closed)