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"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."

What have you done to fit in?

(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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Not me, but someone I knew
During my second year at Comprehensive, one of my fellow students to fit in claimed to have seen ET the sequel while holidaying in Florida.
His synopsis of the film was that this time Elliot visited ET's planet.
Apologies for the length, it's my first roast!
In reply to all your replies, this was in 1982. I'm an old sod!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:10, 10 replies)
There is a ride in Florida
that has Elliot visiting ET's planet as the storyline. You sit on the bike thing and it takes you around the 'world' so you can see the little aliens and such.
It was pretty cool actually. Maybe he was talking about that?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:19, closed)
I can just imagine the situation...
1) Poor little sod, having been on this ride, tells friends all about it.

2) Either he accidentally implies (or they wrongly infer) that it was actually a film.

3) Little tyke gets ribbed mercilessly for the rest of his school career and wonders why no-one will believe a story that he knows for certain is true.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:59, closed)
Ob:
4: Profit!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:59, closed)
I remember this as a rumour at school
when I was a little pickle
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:22, closed)
I've seen it too
ET has Eliot up the arse
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:29, closed)
oooouch


Does ET's bellend glow?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:38, closed)
Now THAT made me laugh.
It tingled going in.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 7:29, closed)
I remember
telling my mates id seen jaws II before it was made. Then they made it, it was utter bollocks, and I was cast out for having no taste. Fuck...
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:05, closed)
ET sequel?
I've seen ET pron on the interweb.
A man in an ET costume destroying my childhood memories...
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:12, closed)

childhood memories anus
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:00, closed)

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