For the acting alone this is by far the best I've seen in recent years
Tyrannosaur - I'm a sucker for a good love story and it was all filmed near my gaff.

watch the trailor and let me know how just how much muck you managed to chuck at it.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 21 May 2015, 14:44, 5 replies)

Life Itself
A documentary about the film critic Roger Ebert. I was expecting it to be pretty dull, but he was an interesting chap and it left me wanting to read more of his reviews. Not that I have read any more of his reviews since - a book of them remains on my unread pile.

"Two thumbs up" (fnar)
( monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 May 2015, 14:30, Reply)

I quite enjoyed B3ta: Dead On It's Arse in 3D

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 21 May 2015, 13:49, Reply)

What's wrong with Back to the Future, eh?
No poncy french nonsense, no underlying subtext of the human condition. Just a boy who travels through time and gets off with his Mum. Fucks sake.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 May 2015, 13:46, 12 replies)

I wanted to get a bunch of people to help me video blokes combing their hair over and over again over a 24 hour period but they all said no
damn film re-comb men day shuns
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 21 May 2015, 13:39, Reply)

Los cronocrímenes, Primer and Predestination for intelligent time travel headfuckery
Coherence, Sunshine and Solaris for examinations of the notions of self and destiny.

La Prochaine Fois Je Viserai le Cœur and Evil (Mikael Håfström) for the banality and suburban invisibility of human sadism.

The Wedding Singer for a shameless blast of 80s nostalgia and Drew Barrymore at her most adorable.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, because westerns don't get any better than this.
( .Yeti., Thu 21 May 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Nightcrawler
The film went largely unheralded here but it's the best performance from Jake Gyllenhall in yonks. A highly entertaining and sinister film that, along with Birdman, is the best thing I have seen this year.
(bass2mouth, Thu 21 May 2015, 13:23, 1 reply)

'Flim' is the second track on Aphex Twin's 'Come to Daddy' EP from 1997.
It's a delicate and complex track which demonstrates Richard D James' two most compelling traits in his music: intricate polyrhythms and his near-classical approach to melody.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:58, 4 replies)

Last night I watched Kung Fu Flid
Mainly because a mate of mine plays a Russian paedophile who gets decapitated.

It's got Faye Tozer in it as well.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:55, 13 replies)

I like that bit in les valseuses where they shag miou-miou over the back seat of a Morgan cabriolet

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:53, 1 reply)

Transsexual Babysitters 4.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:44, 2 replies)

Its an Atheist film
You won't have seen it.
( Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:26, 17 replies)

porn

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:24, 3 replies)

John dies at the end*
Great film with naff special effects (apparently nobody would finance it). More twists than a music industry contract. 10/10.

*John doesn't die at the end**

**Or does he?..........
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:22, 1 reply)

I recommend ImdB, that place is full of wankers and their dim witted opinions regarding films.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:19, 1 reply)

Anal Cum Guzzlers 4: Return of the Snatch
A bunch of blokes start banging on this bird and spunk all over her and that. I wanked twice while watching it. 4 out of 5.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:19, Reply)

Performance.
1970 (filmed 1968), Mick Jagger, Anita Pallenberg and James Fox, and co-directed by Nicolas Roeg (of Walkabout, Don't Look Now etc) and Donald Cammell (of nothing much else). It's bizarre, thoroughly pretentious and trippy as fuck, but utterly brilliant. The cinematography is stunning (as you'd expect with Roeg), the soundtrack is brilliant (the bits without Jagger especially), and it's just one big mind-fuck.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:14, 4 replies)

They're all pretty good really
I say watch all the films and make your own mind up
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:10, Reply)

I always thought that the general idea here was to post amusing anecdotes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:10, 18 replies)

The Fourth Protocol

(Twangy Rubber, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:09, Reply)

TURD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:08, Reply)

2nd

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:08, 1 reply)

first
(that's not a film).

i liked "the imitation game" because i thought it was well done. worth watching.

also "insidious" purely because of the horror of the creepy little prick in the Victorian schoolboy outfit. to quote former b3tan devilintights, "fuck that nasty little cunt jumping out of cupboards. fuck him."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:07, 4 replies)