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Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters

Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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And this is why I dont bother
I wish Linguaphone did a series of lessons in "how to communicate your interest to the opposite sex and understand when they are interested in you" because until they do, I'm about as able to deal with flirting as I am to discuss Middle Eastern Politics in Cantonese.

On one occasion, where I had thrown caution to the wind and was trying my coquettish and lingustically suggestive best to convey to the object of my desires that I was really rather interested in them, I recieved the follwing rebuttal;

"Are you, erm, flirting with me?"

"Yes,"

"Oh. Please don't. It's awful..."

I could pretty much feel my ovaries shrivelling up as I excused myself from the table.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:57, 9 replies)
Awwwwwww
This makes me sad. :-(
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:01, closed)
"I'm about as able to deal with flirting as I am to discuss Middle Eastern Politics in Cantonese"
is one of the most beautiful phrases I have ever read.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:04, closed)
You make me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:32, closed)
Awwwwwww
I think you should flirt with us all for practice :)
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:36, closed)
Be Grateful they noticed
I'm the opposite and never know when a person with those lady bits is flirting with me.

Mates don't help, they tell me after she's gone that she was and by then it's to late.
(langers, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:45, closed)
rakky
I love this. It's just all so horribly familiar...
(jennymnemonic, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:41, closed)
rakky
he was obviously a homo..
(a girl called harry, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:53, closed)
In my defence
you were suffering from the Noro virus at the time.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 17:58, closed)
Was he a botty-bandit?

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 22:47, closed)

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