Lovely oirish lasses
Damn this site for dredging up memories. Another one I'd successfully repressed has come floating back up, like that monster turd that you finally and with no small relief manage to flush, only it's not actually cleared the U and was only teasing you.

Night out in Cork, I had my hands handcuffed together. Can't even remember why, not really important. My friend had the key. A very very pretty Irish girl came up and asked for the key. He gave it to her. I then pleaded with her give it back to me. She put it down her (already well-filled) top and with a filthy look told me to get it myself. After a moment's pause, I said 'but I can't use my hands!'. She paused for a moment, I expect dumb-struck by the idiocy on display in front of her, then winked and told me that I'd just have to use my mouth instead then.

Now, thinking back on this I'm squirming in my seat, partially from the offer itself, but mostly because of my response. I stomped back over to my mate and whined 'Daaaaan, she won't give it baaaaaaaack!'

*facepalm*
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:44, 14 replies)

FAIL
Insta-jug-dunking-oppertunity missed there matey.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:52, closed)

That
deserves a double facepalm with added eel slap: softish.nu/eelslap/.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:54, closed)

You're Gay

( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:05, closed)

No question.
Living a lie.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:07, closed)

busted

( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:08, closed)

Definitely.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:19, closed)

Ooooooo
the little darlin needs to use his hands.
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:57, closed)

Definately a shirter

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 16:11, closed)

The chocolate mine has a new employee

(Corbo, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 16:25, closed)

Fudgepacking crisis over
now you are here :(
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 16:44, closed)

To paraphrase Chandler Bing,
could she BE any more obvious?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 18:22, closed)

You poor bastard.

( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 22:32, closed)

even though I said it myself....
ouch.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 1:26, closed)

Don't feel but so bad.
I can think of a few instances in my past where I too behaved cluelessly and thus wrecked perfect opportunities to get laid by hot girls.

That facepalm applies to me just as much as to you.
( Wanderer, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 1:53, closed)