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Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters

Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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Slightly expanded repost from a couple of weeks ago...
At Christmas all of my department went out for a few drinks, as you do. Chatting to a girl I knew reasonably well, who I'll call Stacey, I had the following exchange:

Me: Nice shoes
Her: Nice shoes as in nice shoes, or nice shoes as in you want to nail me?
Me: ... (equal parts amused and lost for words)
Her: Sorry, I'm rubbish at flirting... *blushes*
Me: That's okay, I was just a bit surprised, is all.
Her: God, I'm really embarrassed now! *blushes more and looks mortified*
Me: Er, right let's change the subject then. Wow, look at those pool tables, they've got red cloth! That's just crazy, man!
Her: Yeah, pool tables. So, would you want me bent over one, or on top of it?
Me: ... (as before, but even more so)
Her: Sorry, I'm really rubbish at flirting *blushes about as red as one of the pool tables*

O_o
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:00, closed)
Still
I admire your changing-the-subject skills.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:09, closed)
So: Are you gay or is she a moose?
Or are you in a relationship already?
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:21, closed)
1.5 of those 3 :)

(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 1:17, closed)
You're
a gay moose?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:40, closed)
Can
Gay mooses (meese?) not be in a relationship then?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:37, closed)
Rubbish
At flirting, but sounds like a demon in the sack, more fool you sir!
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 19:51, closed)

In this situation, for her sake, you should have done the gentlemanly thing and just nailed her.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 21:43, closed)

I would have continued the conversation:

"If you're being serious, let's go now..."

But then again - I've been successful with:

"Let's go back to your place, get naked and fuck...."
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 8:19, closed)
hahahaha
nicely done
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 22:09, closed)
Oh this made me laugh
Poor Stacey.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:49, closed)

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