Thanks b3ta!
After reading and empathising with so many "if only" stories this week I decided to do something about it. So struck up a conversation with a cute girl on the train home tonight and I'm taking her out Friday!
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 21:05, 15 replies)

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must win
*clicks so hard, mouse has an orgasm.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 21:22, closed)

Pfft.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 9:25, closed)

Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 21:25, closed)

Woo hoo!

(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 22:30, closed)

Nice one...
train chat ftw
( RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:07, closed)

Wonderful news
Just remember when talking to real people and not just B3ta freaks, don't draw a CDC on any part of her person!

Good luck and may it make you happy. Keep us all updated.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:26, closed)

Yeah!

(cH3$h7846J#7, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:36, closed)

Clicks
If only to hear of a happy outcome
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:36, closed)

yep, follow up story definitely needed

( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 0:12, closed)

having lived vicariously through, and contributed to, so many others' misery...
....nice to now be a force for good. albeit a cautionary/stimulatory one
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 1:24, closed)

Isn't that sexual harassment?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 1:34, closed)

You fail to mention that the cute girl was 6 years old, you nonce

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 8:22, closed)

No she's fully grown up and everything
Works as an editor and likes house music so that should give me a couple of hours' conversation before I have to resort to the rohypnol...

If it does go downhill I'll make sure to stuff it up in spectacular enough fashion that it makes a good answer for a future qotw. Wish me luck!
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:59, closed)

Excellent
Well done that man.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:24, closed)

Nice one!
Just one question: She wasn't wearing a school uniform was she?
( SpankyHanky, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:14, closed)