i'd suggest cold
with a variety of pickles and chutneys
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:17, 2 replies)

That's what I was thinking.
Well, that and "that doesn't look very pleasant".
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:25, closed)

it doesn't, really

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:26, closed)

It was never meant to be delicious.
It was meant to be a meat battenburg. That wasn't actually meant to be the finished product. That was a trial run to work out how I was going to do a solid dark meat part and a light.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:46, closed)

i can't complain, really
i used to mix pasta, eggs and salad cream.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:58, closed)

Why does that make me think of the sandwich spread sandwiches I used to have for Sunday tea as a kid?

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 15:38, closed)

because it's delicious tangy wrongness

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:32, closed)

Really?
I was going to suggest 'throwing the abomination in the fucking bin and having a salad for once in your jowly, Star Trek life', personally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:27, closed)

just a suggestion
not saying i'd eat it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:41, closed)

I think your caution does you credit here, my simian friend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:58, closed)