I have a bad feeling about his week…

Some of the posts below look promising, but I have a fear that the majority of this week will consist of the following type of replies:

Someone will say: ‘Look at this fucking AWESOME massive burger / steak / burrito’ and be hammered by people bleating either: ‘meat is murder’ or, more simply, ‘that looks gash you semi-human spacktard’

Then you’ll get people saying: ‘Woot! check out my prolapse-inducing lentil / fava bean / Quorn casserole’ and they will promptly be ‘outed’ as they're obviously limp-wristed for not embracing the bacon sarnie like ‘normal’ people.

Then you’ll get the ones saying: ‘Raahhh-therrrrr! I must proclaim that the Masa toro with caviar is exquisite what what!’, which will cue a backlash in potentially equal measure to the ones who say ‘Tesco value choc-ices RUUUUULE!’

This is judgment week. I really hope that people can create something inventive. Perhaps a photo of a massive cock-shaped turnip that somebody has added food-additives to, to make it magenta, with added mayo spurts?

My hopes aren’t high though. I make a pretty good seafood bisque but I'm more than aware that nobody cares.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:39, 10 replies)

People would care about your star recipe
if you called it Smack My Bisque Up.
( .Yeti., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:44, closed)

It never had a name before...

Now it has. Thank you from the heart of my bottom!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:45, closed)

You're welcome.
As a complete coincidence, I've just remembered the original album cover has a crab on it.
( .Yeti., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:48, closed)

I might post a photo of a turd and be all "this is what it looked like after I'd eaten it."

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:47, closed)

^This is exactly the kind of creativity I was hoping for...

You could very well be the saviour of this QotW.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:48, closed)

sounds like a forum user has taken the internet too seriously

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 14:50, closed)

These observations are gash, you semi-human spacktard.
:-)
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 15:16, closed)

How did you learn to be such a pompous dick when you're so unfathomably dim and charmless?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 15:25, closed)

It wasn't easy let me tell you...

We're talking YEARS of practice, under a 'Mr Myagi' style sensei.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 15:34, closed)

You stupid cunt it's not 'lunch' it's 'tells us your favourite knock knock joke'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 16:07, closed)