when you're pissed
there's nothing better than a small iceland pizza on a butty. yes, i know it's bread on bread, but it's disturbingly tasty, especially with hot sauce.
also, the red dwarf special(triple fried egg, chilli sauce and chutney sandwich) is another delicious after-pub food
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:21, 9 replies)

I'm with you on the tripple-fried egg, chilli sause and chutney.
I wouldn't bother trying cornflakes with wine though and special brew with marijuana added can be a little too potent, in my experience (gin was too expensive to try, but may work better as long as one is careful not to drink too much).
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:31, closed)

i'm not a fan of cornflakes
unless they're crunchy nut
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 15:20, closed)

Cornnflakes are not bad with chocolate milk.
If you have to eat them.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 16:48, closed)

can't stand chocolate milk
or chocolate mousse, milkshake or anything other than proper solid chocolate
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Jun 2013, 15:12, closed)

You people are savages.
I am genuinely appalled.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:39, closed)

Nah, I'm sure there are better things
There must be
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 16:51, closed)

I have one or two possibles already in mind.
I think 'drinking a glass of bleach with a massive poo in it' is probably nicer, for example.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:05, closed)

You've eaten at Gonz's then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 17:41, closed)

well
i have just had a delicious sandwich of fresh crab, mayonnaise and paprika, that was pretty decent.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 15:17, closed)