the best thing i've ever eaten
was 2 spoonfuls of cow & gate baby food. sounds weird, i know, but after 2 weeks on a liver reduction diet(torture of the worst kind), 5 days in hospital, 3 hours in surgery and 3 days of nothing but spoonfuls of water, tea and coffee, being able to put anything even resembling real food into my mouth was sheer bliss.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:46, 8 replies)

And just how many festival-goers did you stab afterwards Little One?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:51, closed)

none
but funnily enough, i was already in hull.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:52, closed)

Good on ya.
Must make watching Robocop a whole different experience too.
( fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:41, closed)

yeah
after 3 months, i wanted to shoot the fuck out of a few jars of the stuff myself!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:56, closed)

lol organ fail

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:47, closed)

Erectile dysfunction is no laughing matter

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 21:14, closed)

I think you'll find it is, Mr Hilarious Floppycock.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 21:22, closed)

i don't even play the organ!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 13:55, closed)