and drunk.
don't forget drunk.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:08, 1 reply)

I was offered a spit bucket tasting some wine t'other day
and madame bolic told the vintner that I wouldn't need it as I'm English. Terrible racism.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:12, closed)

Ha ha, you spit on the floor,

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:15, closed)

racism xenophobia
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:19, closed)

did you point out
that our champagnes are regularly receiving awards from under the very noses of the french nowadays?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:26, closed)

I was in St Chinian.
I doubt they'd have given a shit. They might have pointed out that if it's made in England then it isn't a Champagne and sneered at me like some sort of idiot. Fortunately I didn't say that because I'm not some sort of idiot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:33, closed)

"I'm not done sort of idiot."
^ winning ^
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:45, closed)

It's lol when people their words up

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:47, closed)

well lol

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:53, closed)

My assibilate has no Odra what you are tasking Abbott.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:04, closed)

"Our" champagnes?
Have "we" annexed part of France, then?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:39, closed)

Inside every forrin is an Englishman in need of rescue.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:46, closed)

judging by the number of people trying to move there, yes
and a hell of a lot of french wines with no claim to the region also call themselves champagne
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:57, closed)