A man walks into a bar and orders a scotch, a vodka, and a beer
the bartender says "Johnnie Walker or one of the single malts?"
the man says "I don't care, my wife has left me"
the bartender says, "So, do want to go out the back and I can suck you off?"
did I mention it was a gay bar?
the man replies, "sure, but let me finish my drinks"
the bartender says "That'll be 40 quid"
the man says "that's a bit steep for Johnnie Walker"
the bartender says "No, I'm also a male prostitute. The drinks are on the house. You've just lost your wife, for God's sake"
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 18:48, 7 replies)

I don't get it.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 19:14, closed)

It's funny because ahahahaha no I don't get it either.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 19:25, closed)

I don't think I want to get it.
I'll just pay for the drinks.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 19:36, closed)

Who's there?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 19:54, closed)

Argos deliveryman and the entire cast of Emmerdale

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 20:14, closed)

Shirley there are a gay prostitute bartenders that work in pubs other than gay pubs?
Mind you 40 pounds for a bj seems a bit steep.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 22:03, closed)

that's not funny

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 7:05, closed)