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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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One of your five a day
I tried to have sex with a cabbage once. She nearly fell out of her wheel chair.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:25, 6 replies)
a whole cabbage is more than one of your five a day.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:27, closed)
Lol'd when I read this...
so much i clicked 'I like this' for the post above.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:31, closed)
Oh my god, yes!
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:33, closed)
burst out laughing
So much so Ive just had to tell my boss why, she laughed out loud too, we work in A+E!!!
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:00, closed)
the state of the NHS
shouldn't you be spending less time reading b3ta and more time treating people with food sex injuries that you can then tell us about when you get home!!!

perhaps you should have a PC in the A+E waiting room for patients to tell us about their various mishaps.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:31, closed)
And just remember...
When leaving for your date with said cabbage, it's best not to use the phrase "Let's roll..."

(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:53, closed)

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