Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Is Pedigree Chum food?I have a story
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:46,
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I believe it's dog food.Because dogs eat it. Unless you've had a better idea.....?
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:49,
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They try it out on studentsHow else do they know it's "the best taste ever"?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:54,
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Felch my Belchmust be from experience?
Urggggggggggggggg GAG
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:56,
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Don't forget...You've got to tape something over their claws, or you can get some quite nasty scratches.
...Not that I'd know.
Ahem.
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involvinga woman getting caught having put PC all over her mimsy, and having the dog lick it off?
Heard it before, in many variations (involving marmite, nutella, cream etc).
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How about a chap balancing a Werther's Originalon the end of his member, and waiting until an old man passed by?
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