Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Medical MysteryOr maybe her previous appointment for the day also had a seafood quim fetish.
Best of luck now we are in an economic downturn, wonder if you will get a bird wanting whelks/cockles licked out of her front bottom.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:57, 1 reply)
Or cockles and musselsAlive alive-oh
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I've heard that Molly Malonewas actually a hooker. So maybe that was meant by fishmonger - anyway, she sold something that smelled kind of sea-kitteny.
As for the twat-oyster from the original post...ew. *barfs*
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