One skin, two skin etc.
The second Mrs. Mong, a great chocolate lover (unfortunately not in the way that is a "special treat" for birthdays and Christmas), whilst we were sat peacefully watching Eastenders with the kids one winters eve pondered "I wonder how many Minstrals I could fit in your foreskin".

Pop one in, roll it up a bit. Repeat until full.

For the record I managed 15 but they were only the small ones you get in packets from a garage.
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:35, 4 replies)

then... chocolate machine gun wank
YAY!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:03, closed)

I never thought of that
But should be good for trying to shoot the cat as it runs across the carpet
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 22:01, closed)

I bet the kids were fascinated

( Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:15, closed)

is this something to do with sonias trumpet

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:21, closed)