That reminds me.
There was at my school a young girl of a rather loose persuasion, who tended to go for odd chavy blokes 4 or 5 years her senior. It's with one of these that the following took place.

This particular lad had a thing for food in lady-bits, so he used to regularly pop stuff up there and eat it out. All was well and good, until he one day put 13 jelly babies in and only got 12 out without telling her. Oops. But that's not the best bit. Or rather the worst bit.

At a later date, the young girl (not having learnt her lesson) let him use his absolute favourite food, which happened to be tinned tuna. They had their (doubly) fishy fun, and all was well and good.

Until a week or so later when she had to go to the doctors with abdominal cramps. The reason? Maggots. He'd only left a wodge of tuna up there to rot.
( jme, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:35, 6 replies)

Nah..
I call bollocks

The only way that she could have developed maggots is if s fly had flown up her chuff and laid eggs.

Maggots don't spontaneously appear. There have to be eggs first.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:56, closed)

*plays the +14 Honda Accord of internet fibbery*
I think not.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:58, closed)

Maggots?
Bullshit. He just threw a few flies up there as well I suppose?
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:48, closed)

Uuuuuuurban leeeeegeeenduh!
Flies have to lay eggs for maggots to appear, and acidity is strong up there. Even sperm have to move fast or they're overcome. There would also be no oxygen.

And this story has soooo many forms. Go check the grand snopes.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 14:02, closed)

yawn
www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/mayo.asp
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:39, closed)

Nope.
Urban legend, and it's been disproven. Nice try, though.
(almightyjoey is most likely listening to Electric Wizard on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:06, closed)