Food sex
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Not sure if on-topic or not, but...
Am I the only one who found the rabbit from the Cadbury's Caramel advert strangely arousing? Yes? Oh dear...
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:35, 9 replies)
Am I the only one who found the rabbit from the Cadbury's Caramel advert strangely arousing? Yes? Oh dear...
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:35, 9 replies)
I don't know about that
but if you look at the Bunnikins logo on the back of all those sweet kids crockery the bunnikins are fucking.
Check it out.
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 6:20, closed)
but if you look at the Bunnikins logo on the back of all those sweet kids crockery the bunnikins are fucking.
Check it out.
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 6:20, closed)
To make matters worse
The Bunny was voiced by Miriam Margoyles and if you can stroke one out over her you're a better man than I.
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:28, closed)
The Bunny was voiced by Miriam Margoyles and if you can stroke one out over her you're a better man than I.
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:28, closed)
*Googles*
Fuck, you're not wrong. I'd write a song about it, if only there was a name for an ugly creature that rhymed with Margoyles...
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:31, closed)
Fuck, you're not wrong. I'd write a song about it, if only there was a name for an ugly creature that rhymed with Margoyles...
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:31, closed)
Miriam Margoyle....
as rancid as a rutting gargoyle,
wrapped in silver kitchen foil,
dipped in week old frying oil,
less attractive than susan boyle.
thats the last I got to see of ms M. Margoyle.
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:22, closed)
as rancid as a rutting gargoyle,
wrapped in silver kitchen foil,
dipped in week old frying oil,
less attractive than susan boyle.
thats the last I got to see of ms M. Margoyle.
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:22, closed)
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