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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Not sure if on-topic or not, but...
Am I the only one who found the rabbit from the Cadbury's Caramel advert strangely arousing? Yes? Oh dear...
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:35, 9 replies)
I don't know about that
but if you look at the Bunnikins logo on the back of all those sweet kids crockery the bunnikins are fucking.

Check it out.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 6:20, closed)
Trufact, that...

(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 7:30, closed)
No
You are not alone!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:31, closed)
Worse trouble
I liked her as well and I'm gay
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:36, closed)
To make matters worse
The Bunny was voiced by Miriam Margoyles and if you can stroke one out over her you're a better man than I.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:28, closed)
*Googles*
Fuck, you're not wrong. I'd write a song about it, if only there was a name for an ugly creature that rhymed with Margoyles...
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:31, closed)
*thinks*
Chris Moyles?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:51, closed)
How about...
Susan Boyle(s)? Nah, that won't work.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:27, closed)
Miriam Margoyle....
as rancid as a rutting gargoyle,
wrapped in silver kitchen foil,
dipped in week old frying oil,
less attractive than susan boyle.
thats the last I got to see of ms M. Margoyle.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:22, closed)

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