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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Same with
Durex play tingle... it doesn't tingle so much as pinrick millions and millions of times... most definitely not for the tradesman's entrance
(timewarper, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 23:58, 2 replies)
I second this!
It's almost as bad as using head & shoulders menthol as wanking lube... not that I've ever tried that *whistles*

Now, Durex 'O' on the other hand...
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:41, closed)
hmm...
I liked the Durex tingle...
That's a worry...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:19, closed)
^Same here...
[slinks away to buy pins]
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:16, closed)

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