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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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When I used to live in sunny Bangkok
a mate came to visit. He brought the usual things over, marmite, porn and for some reason six cream eggs. I think it was close to Easter, and he thought I liked them. I don't, dirty sweet horrible things that they are.

Anyway, fun and filth was the name of the game for the week he was there, and as the time for the obligatory trip to Eden approached- Eden is a famous 'gentlemens club' in Bangkok, famous because anything goes, it used to be the best, but is now a bit rubbish- we were wondering what our theme would be. We liked to have one to spice it up a bit. Then the cream eggs, and their advert were remembered.

The girls looked a bit miffed when we produced chocolate eggs and told them they were to go up their arses. They looked surpised when instructed to shit the melted results into our mouths, but then we were paying.

So if anyone asks me 'How do you eat yours?' I can tell them with only the tiniest smidgin of shame 'Out of a Thai whore's arse'.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:07, 9 replies)

Class. I like it.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:11, closed)
Them's the rules...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:53, closed)
This happened.

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:01, closed)
I totally believe every word of this post

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 12:25, closed)
It's funny because it's true

(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:16, closed)
So you think creme eggs are dirty sweet horrible things, but you gladly ate it after being ejected from a strange whore's rectum (with god knows what else).

I'm calling BS. WHO'S WITH ME?????? *hands out BS forks*
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:14, closed)
I call b*llshit
nobody in their right mind could eat 3 creme eggs one after the other,
far too sickly ;)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:39, closed)
I don't have pictures of this one.
I do have pictures of the same place, and happenings with a bottle of HP. I'm in Indonesia and they're in England though, so can't post, maybe I'll get a mate to email them, they look like scat play.

It was only one creme egg, and I didn't swallow it. I'm not some sort of pervert.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:12, closed)
So you spat it out?
Eurrgh, you dirty sod.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:20, closed)

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