Overoptimistic
I'm a single man, but I have Baileys Häagen-Dazs in the freezer
(teebie jeebie, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:49, 8 replies)

I'm a single woman and I love Baileys Häagen-Dazs...
and dirty cuddles.
(Just a girl., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:51, closed)

Is that some sort of young person slang I don't understand?
...or are you not cleaning up the ice cream
(teebie jeebie, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:02, closed)

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Way to instantly kill a come-on, Mr Autism.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:30, closed)

I'm clicking this reply

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:06, closed)

I'm not concerned, I have baileys ice cream
I have my choice from aaaaaaaalllllll women, I shall pick one who uses my favourite slang.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to walk up and down an orderly line with my hand on my chin...deciding.
(teebie jeebie, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:30, closed)

im a gay man
can i trade my sister for the ice cream?
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:59, closed)

Maybe
It's only a small container
(teebie jeebie, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:01, closed)

Eat it...
...then have a wank. At least you'll be sure it won't go off before you pull.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:00, closed)