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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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The cream boy
I use to work for a popular computer company and one of our services was to repair customers PC for a fee. Anyway, The chap who worked in this department use to have a quick look at customers history and movie files. Some time we use to get some good porn and other times many home movies of parties etc.

So as it happens this customer reports his PC freezes why doing anyway. so this chap (We'll call Peter) sat there most of the day opening and closing files and trying to see what caused the PC to crash. So later that day Peter came running up to me unsure if he wanted to laugh or throw up. It turns out he's found the customers porn stash and inside there are a few "Home" movies. Now they were labeled 1,2 & 3 so poor Peter just opened them up. Now the first contained the customer tossing one off, the second had him pour cream over his man hood then toss one off and the 3rd one the worst of the worst.

The video opens with a towel on the bed. This guy pops into the screen and hold up a tub of cream, he then proceeds to bend over on all fours on this towl with his arse in the air for all to see and pours cream all over his arse. He then continues to rub his hairy backside while fingering his brown eye. He then take a large wooden spoon and jams it right into his crack, pulling it out slowly he turn to the camera holds it up close for you to see this whitish cream covered spoon before sticking it in his gob.

Only 2 girls 1 cup has given me that feeling of "oh my god" since and TBH Peter never looked at customers porn since.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:01, 4 replies)
I knew someone had been watching my films!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:38, closed)
Oh nice!
I've never actually seen 2 girls 1 cup, but I've seen others of 'that' genre... *shivers* I get images of jar guy? Was it featured on one of b3ta's newsletters? I think it was! under "not safe for EVER". Oh dear... anyway that'll teach you and Peter for being nosey pervs!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:26, closed)
...given the contents of the first two movies did he insist on watching the third one?
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:56, closed)
...clearly this tale is a cover and in reality he's downloaded them for his personal viewing.

I mean, come on now, "opening and closing files to see what caused the crash"? Where did you learn PC troubleshooting? PC World?

I call PERV on this one!

[Caveat: Nothing wrong with perv. nothing at all. ;)]
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:38, closed)

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