Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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MelonI once cut a hole in a melon and fucked it. It wasn't as good as one had hoped, and so left it on the floor for a couple of days with the intention of scoffing it all later. However, when one came back to it, a spider had spun an elaborate web in the dick-hole so I had to discard it in the recycling. Ah well.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:05, 3 replies)
^this(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:40, closed)
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