Or what.............
Working on a building site,I had a workmate who liked to keep himself to himself ,bit shy so to speak.Around a busy canteen table one lunchtime he waltzes past and I,m thinking I,ll try and get him too join the rest of us I uttered the immortal line "am I black or what?"
Fucksocks,as soon as it left my lips,I felt like a right twat,he hurried off to another table glancing at the Afro-caribean painter and decorator sitting and glaring across the table from me.
I smiled at the guy,I couldn,t say a fucking word,God help me out of this one I thought.
I FELT LIKE A RIGHT CNUT.
(andycrass loves two hats on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 1:29, 10 replies)

I think we can say cunt here.

(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 8:06, closed)

Was it because you're a racist?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:02, closed)

I can't tell whether or not he's racist.
The English is just too impenetrably bad to tell anything much.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:57, closed)

It was because you're a racist.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:10, closed)

By any chance...
Did you bash this mess out on your phone, and couldn't be bothered to switch to the 'punctuation symbols' screen, and instead decided to just continue using commas instead of apostrophes?

Or are you just a mong?

...sorry, racist mong
(King Nightmare, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:26, closed)

Are those two things mutually exclusive?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:34, closed)

This has to make the newsletter.
I might make a few comedy accounts just to give it more clicks.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:01, closed)

Foot in Mouth Builder
A racist cunt? Not far off the mark :)
(Tstar73, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:02, closed)

I like how he can be racist in public but not bring himself to say 'cunt'.
What a cunt.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:14, closed)

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( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:09, closed)