Pr0n
Ive asked this question myself; who dumps all this porn? I threw mine in the canal. It floated for a bit.
(kitescreech still here, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:16, 2 replies)

I am fully of the opinion...
...that it was the government who dumped all the grot for our younger selves to find, so that we could be schooled in the ways of sex without them having to do it actually in schools.

As a consequence, I now think that semen is "red hot", that all secretaries are "goers", and that the most romantic thing you can do to a lady is to pork her up the back business before shooting your jolly jelly all over her face and tits.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 23:17, closed)

But why
did you throw it away? Surely there were hiding places back home. My pr0ns was sacred and like the one ring going into Mt Doom, only my mother could destroy it. (Or throw it in the bin)
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 3:47, closed)