
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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I was a kid and as usual in the garden playing around the plants, stones and lumps of dog shit within the garden at home. Near the 'mother made' rockery I came across a pair of snails connected by a tube from the open part of each of their shells. I pondered for a moment fascinated by it. Then all of a sudden, I pulled them apart really quickly and malicously. Like a horrible little spoilt kid who commited the offence when her adoring parents looked the other way.
I'll never forget that I did that and ever since then I've had a real respect for them and hold an interest for them too.
Sorry snails...
( , Sat 8 Nov 2008, 0:07, 1 reply)

and I thought they were Siamese twins. Mom quickly set me straight, and I put them back in the bushes to have their privacy.
( , Sat 8 Nov 2008, 6:42, closed)
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