
Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
( , Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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so I invited some TV fucknuckles to come round my house, find and plunder the irreplacable heirlooms lovingly passed down from generaton to generation in our family, all so I could be on TV, sell them at auction in Backwater, Shitesville, and go on the holiday of a lifetime to Magaluf. But mostly so I could be on TV.
Join us next week, when Liz reacts with surprised glee when she realises her family jewels, which have been valued at priceless, raise £31 towards her annual family holiday in Scotland.
I hate Lorne Spicer. But mostly,
I watch too much daytime TV.
( , Sun 9 Nov 2008, 0:15, 3 replies)

and has the most annoying fake laugh i've ever heard.
also, who the fuck dresses her? seriously, those outfits she wears barely fit her and make her look even more of a cunt!
( , Sun 9 Nov 2008, 0:48, closed)

I thought I was alone in this... let's start a hate-club.
( , Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:44, closed)
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