I'm running to the hills
apologies for the third one in as many...

my girlfriend - gawd bless her - brought me an ipod for my b'day, and I have refinded all the music I loved when I was younger.

Iron Maiden - check.
Metallica - check. etc...

In effect, all she's given me for a birthday present is a middle-age breakdown.

Still, when I start blasting out Slayer in the early hours, that'll learn her.
( nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 1:28, 6 replies)

Two Minutes to Midnight
When you start downloading Radio 4 podcasts to it is the time to worry.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 1:38, closed)

oh bugger
it's all over for me, then!
( nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 1:41, closed)

hopefully your girlfriend won't
run to the hills.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 3:57, closed)

Just be a good Trooper and accept it,
After all, Hell Awaits. I for one would be nice because I hear it is rather hot south of Heaven.

Slayer fuckin' rock. Fill it with Dissection and Akercocke and you will have a truly wonderful device
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:11, closed)

Chopped in Half
by Obituary should also surely make it
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 23:36, closed)

Stupid Title..
"When Satan Rules His World" - Deicide.

Include that, and scare everyone!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 10:14, closed)