I
Still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Yours Sincerely,

Bono.
(kitescreech still here, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 7:11, 8 replies)

how long?
how long must you sing that song?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 8:29, closed)

dear Bono,
until you do find it, can you fuck off please. and then when you do find what you're looking for, please fuck off again.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:18, closed)

So why don't you...
... stop wearing your sunglasses 24/7?
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:31, closed)

Dear fans
If I was to Fuck off, you would be without my arse, and how would your world be illuminated then eh?
(kitescreech still here, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:45, closed)

Have you
tried looking in the highest mountains?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:59, closed)

Or the boundless sea?
....

or behind your settee?

Also, what the fuck is it exactly that you're looking for?
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:23, closed)

that's the diffficulty
where the streets have no name.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:42, closed)

Christ,
can you imagine the trouble you'd have giving directions? "Turn left at Maureen's house, then right at the badly creosoted shed. Just down that road you'll probably see a sheep, so turn down that path."

On the upside, it'd have the shortest A-Z ever!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:43, closed)